Political commentary
Q.: How do you win a shell game?
A.: Don’t play
Quote for the day…
“The intellectual capacity of the president is protozoan.”
Paul Flynn, opposition Labor leader, UK (NYT)
Bath Time
It’s time to wash the monkeys.
Second Saturday of the month.
I know it should be more often
but I just can’t and neither can they.
Two, there are two of them
which is one more than
anyone needs. No, they don’t
keep each other company.
Everyone says that but it’s not true.
Gluskap and Malsum.
No, they came with
other names. Bunny and Hop.
Cute?
Have you ever bathed a monkey?
Well then don’t… You
don’t know. You don’t know the half
of it. You have what? A dog?
If I tell you I’m fluent in
Cantonese will you tell me
you spent a semester in France?
I have to go.
I have to run their bath.
Excuse me.
